I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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