the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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