Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
