so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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