You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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