rhymes with "ouble enetration"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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