IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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