He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Every concussion has its silver lining
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Drake has all the answers
Randomize
