Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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