We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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