NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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