i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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