im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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