stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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