But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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