we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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