She's JV to your varsity
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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