Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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