Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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