YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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