We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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