even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Green mimosas i think yes
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
These tits shall not be calmed
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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