i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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