i was born a porn star she said
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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