Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I feel like death gave me a hand job
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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