I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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