He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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