Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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