we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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