Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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