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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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