ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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