do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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