it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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