She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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