Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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