I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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