just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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