Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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