The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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