I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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