just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
