But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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