what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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