At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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