help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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