Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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