I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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