GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
