O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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