i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
honey bunches of taint.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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