And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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