I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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