Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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